Jade / 22 / Adelaide
light it up! … and breathe it in, 2, 3, 4; smoke it all, 2, 3, 4; hold it in… 3, 2, 1… then breathe it out, 2, 3, 4; and now relaaaaxxx…
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Porn stars can legitimately say that their job is a pain in the ass
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When an alien race conquers the Earth, the term Human Resources will sound a lot more terrifying.
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It’s interesting that Earth always has been and always will be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars).
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15 minutes is one percent of your day
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Maybe children do it right when they worship the postman, garbage man, people who operate cranes and diggers, instead of admiring the toxic wastepool of Hollywood that we adults seem to.
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If “magic” was real, we would have probably just classify it as science and not magic.
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If Heaven is eternal bliss and Hell is eternal torment, then life is essentially just your job interview.
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Pornstars are probably some of the most widely known people on earth but no one ever talks about them in public
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Watching porn after cumming is like eating gum after the taste has gone.
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We always depict aliens as naked, as if we were the only intelligent life that came up with the concept of clothes.
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CONSPIRACY #69
The government banned drugs because it enlightens people and allows them to glimpse into other dimensions, and the government don’t want people crossing their mental boundaries.